UNUSUAL HOARD commission for death-does-disco - do you think they all sleep in the same tree
What is that even?
backwardstypos said: I dunno, for a Hanna thing…I felt like I should inform you they exist
Ohhh, I only thought those were for wishes…
Some outfit art from the RP blog
the final outfit was picked out by Coldwindscutclean for a prompt u v u
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING
OMFG YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY WATCH THE VIDEO
ITS OK GUYS ITS GONNA BE OK JUST WATCH THE ENDING OK, SATAN WON’T FEAST ON OUR TEARS AFTERALL
Warden Commander and Mabari War Hounds in training (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
New pictures of upcoming Asterix CG animated feature film “Le Domaine des Dieux”, directed by Louis Clichy (who worked for Pixar) and Alexandre Astier (Kaamelott)
What is that even?
Wow! Really nice! :)
I didn’t draw it, it’s just a photoshop edit (I know you’re new to this place)…
Also, NATALIA, AVERT YOUR EYES!!! DON’T LOOK AT THE DARK DEPTHS OF MY TUMBLR-LIFE xD
queenburd replied to your photoset “Horny HiNaBN AU: aka I think I might need Jesus… (more to come)”
whAT AM I LOOKING TA
I feel very honoured to have caused this response…
'Awe yeah selfie time man I look sexy unf strike a pose VOGUE'
'Oh yeah keep on keepin on great first selfie of me being 20-'
'OH MY GOD I'M 20. I'M NO LONGER 19. I'M NOT A TEEN ANYMORE'
'I'M GONNA HAVE TO FILE TAXES HOW CAN I FEED MY FAMILY INSURANCE CARS HOUSES FINANCING DEBT GREY HAIRS 401K TURN DOWN THAT MUSIC GET OFF MY LAWN’
I’m 25 and somehow I still end up experiencing this horrifying revelation each day
I cannot be stopped
this is the most important video i’ve ever seen
This is a spiritual experience.
Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…
Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band post
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
More like Julius Fuckit
Pyrozod's tags for this were too hilarious not to share